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NOTT, theodore pierce Mar 8, 2012 0:16:37 GMT -4

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Post by Theodore Nott on Mar 8, 2012 0:16:37 GMT -4

LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION!

HELLO EVERYONE!
LIVE FROM PARTY LIKE IT'S 1997 IS...

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WELCOME TO THE SHOW. FIRST LET US GET THINGS STARTED OVER HERE. MIND IF YOU TELL ME YOUR NAME, ITS MEANING, HOUSE OR FORMER HOUSE, AGE AND WHATNOT?

"My Name? It’s Theodore Pierce Nott. I like my name, I think it fits me. Um…I was born on June 4th. I’m seventeen years old, in Slytherin...i'm a seventh year. My name means God's Gift, which I don't know what my parents were thinking because sometimes i fell like i'm a burden...my middle name means rock. I think my parents were trying to go for a strong name, in hopes for a strong...sorry...i tend to ramble when i'm nervous..."

WHAT'S YOUR BLOOD STATUS? AND WHAT'S YOUR STANCE ON THE ISSUE OF ITS IMPORTANCE?

"*runs hand through hair* Yeah... um...I don’t have a problem with muggle/mudbloods and all that jazz, we live in a free world and you can do whatever the hell you want as long as it doesn’t infringe on my rights. Well not we as in the whole human race because well there’s countries like India, and Pakistan, and Iraq that treat their woman like shit. But anyways, yea, I’m not that big on dark magic. I have better things to do with my time. I don't really have a choice though, next year i'm taking the dark mark whether i want to or not. "

OH, I SEE. COULD YOU MIND TELLING ME WHAT YOUR WAND IS? WHAT ITS MADE OF, THE CORE, ITS STRENGTHS, ET CETERA ET CETERA...

"why the fuck do you wanna know what my wand is made of?"

INTERESTING, INTERESTING... SINCE THAT PART'S DONE, HOW ABOUT TELLING ME YOUR PATRONUS? YOU KNOW, THAT SILVER THING THAT YOU MAKE WHEN THERE'S A DEMENTOR... FOLLOWING ME?

"It's a hawk...not really sure what that says about me, but it is what it is..."

I HEARD YOU LOOK LIKE *PLAY-BY NAME HERE*. WHAT DO YOU THINK? PRETEND I'M BLIND. TELL ME THE SPECIFICS, LIKE HEIGHT, BODY TYPE, ANY COOL SCARS? AND HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT YOUR APPEARANCE?

"I’m not even going to beat around the bush. Yea I’m hot, and pretty much everybody knows it. My best feature is my eyes, big and brown they are, and totally dreamy. I do have this scar that runs across my ribcage from the one and only time I dared to go against my father. I’ll elaborate more on that later. Anyways I hate looking at it and avoid it at all cost. I stand at about 6’1, and weigh close to 182 pounds. I wasn’t always this smexy beast that stands before you, for a good part of my childhood I was a very awkward looking kid, but when I reached my 3rd year. I had grown into my body. "

NOW ON TO THE FUN PART! TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF, YOUR LIKES, DISLIKES, WEAKNESSES, STRENGTHS, WHATEVER.

"I love to have fun, and from what I’m told I’m an all around nice dude. I love a good laugh and definitely not afraid to laugh at someone for being stupid. I fucking love to party. In my opinion it’s not a party unless I’m there, which brings me to my next point. I love to go sailing too. The way the water feels as it’s rocking beneath you, it’s dreamlike, can put any man to sleep. If you can’t find me you usually find me with a six pack of beer on my boat just listening to music.

You wanna know what I hate Bitchy people/Weak people first and foremost they piss me off quite frankly. I despise cleaning, probably because I’m uber lazy, and probably because I…not I’m just lazy.Cats and Bunnies. I’ve never had a particular good experience with a cat. Ever, and bunnies were just evil! Don’t judge! They’re some freaky little animals. And the thing that will piss me off the most. Lying. I’m big on honesty. Lie to me and we got a problem. I tell it like it is, you don’t like tough. And I rarely keep secrets from people. It’s not that I don’t know how to lie it’s I just don’t see the point in it.
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WHAT ABOUT YOUR FAMILY? ANY SIBLINGS? ANYONE CLOSE TO YOU?

"It's just me and my dad and stepmother..."

GOOD VERSUS EVIL. WHICH DO YOU CHOOSE? IS IT FINE IF I ASK IF THERES SOME SORT OF TRAGIC BACK-STORY AS TO WHICH SIDE YOU CHOSE?

"...I'm what's known as that gray area...like i said before i could give a fuck about dark magic, and Voldemort could go fuck himself for all I care... but as my life stands as it is, i have no choice but to take the dark mark this summer when i graduate. It's either that or face death, and death is not on my list of things to do today…or anytime soon. I was fourteen the one and only time I ever decided to go against my father’s plans for me. He took a fireplace poker held it into the fireplace and then proceeded to burn the skin along my ribs, while my mother watched. "

LETS GET PERSONAL. ARE YOU STRAIGHT, BI, GAY, WHATEVER? OH, AND WHAT'S GOING ON INSIDE YOUR LOVE LIFE? WHAT ABOUT THE PAST? ARE YOU A VIRGIN?

"Girls…God’s greatest creation, and I mean that in the truest since of the word. I love them. I love to look at them, I love to touch, to smell, to do …other things. Commitment and I don’t go hand and hand anymore. I mean I used to commit to girls, but something happened. I know what’s going through your head, no a girl didn’t cheat on me. Please, as if a girl would cheat on this. Look at me. I do the cheating, and technically it isn’t even cheating since we’re not even in a relationship to begin with. "

I KNOW I SOUND LIKE A STALKER BY NOW, BUT TELL ME THE REST OF YOUR HISTORY. COME ON, I DONT BITE.

"My parents, Alexander and Daphne, formerly Daphne Monroe got married after they graduated Hogwarts as my father got her pregnant. My grandfather on my father’s side didn’t exactly approve my mother at all since she was born below his wealth status, and yea...I was born. Epic story there I know, but I’m not done. My father, never one to be kicked to the curb, went off to find his fortune in a wizarding shipping business. Nott’s Nautical’s we ship different wizarding objects across the world. Things too big for an simple owl to carry.

As previously stated my parents got married a right out of college, my grandfather kicked my father out. I was six, I think when grandfather finally forgave Father. I don’t exactly have a close relationship with my father. It's not that he don’t love him, because I do. He’s a great father, sometimes. It’s just that my father Alexander isn't always home, because well, most of the time he's off doing business or fucking one his mistresses, and he doesn’t always spend that much time with my sister and I. I’m his only son, so that means that father expects the best out of me. So he's always pushing me to be the best I be so I can take on the family business, and become Voldemort"s loyal subject.

my parents have this “I-created-you-so-now-I-can-control-you” way of parenting. Let’s just say that I don’t exactly agree with this. But as previously stated I’m not one to go against my parents and when you have parents like mine who take more of a dictatorship to parenting, you kind of start to not like them very much. Oh dudes…I can’t believe I forgot to tell you this. They tried to set me up with someone, and I don’t mean in a “Hey Theodore you should date this person.” No I mean in a “Theodore, this is your future wife, go play.” Who fucking does that in this day and age, it’s the twenty-first century, can we please move into it.

I don’t even know why I try to fight it anymore. I already know what is to become of my life. I’m going to lead exactly the life my parent’s lead. It sucks, but well, I know that one day I’m going to wake up and find that I’m married to some girl who doesn't give a rat’s ass about me, and is off fucking one my "best friends" while I’m busy killing someone who doesn't deserve to die, but...well if I still lead the life that I do now, rich, and with millions of girls willing to sleep with me. I think I can live with that. I think. I hope. I’m a try my hardest too. I don’t want this for my life, but there’s nothing I can do. Not everyone gets the happy ending in the end. "

WELL, I THINK THATS IT FOR NOW. IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE BEFORE I INTERVIEW SOME OTHER PERSON? IM BEING PAID BY THE HOUR SO YEAH. I GOTTA RUN.

"...uh...yeah...no...i'm good..."

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